1.
A convection oven is a marvelous thing if you forget to take the pork roast out of the freezer.
2.
The cat LOVES pork roast and next time I'll put the leftovers away before
walking company out to their cars.
3.
Some kids only like the soft part of the dill pickle spear. (I discovered this after finding
pickle rinds tucked under dishes when clearing the table.)
4.
Toddlers LIKE the taste of jellied cranberry sauce,
but they LOVE the "squish through your fingers" factor.
5.
Refer to #2 but think deviled eggs.
6.
There is never enough chocolate covered anything.
Cranky Kristi – I'm just saying...
