And I am still fired up about it! I turned into an aisle at the hardware store only to sense a large man,
feel a hand on my arm and hear a leering heh, heh, heh.
I did what any sane woman would do.
I punched him.
A clerk came rushing up the aisle... to assist me? Not this time. As my racing heart slowed both our eyes looked down at my attacker who was now laying across some pricey new LED light strings.
My punch had decked a life-size Santa animatronic. Apparently he was programmed to do The Twist
and say HO, HO, HO.
I walked away humming "I am Woman" while the clerk muttered something about crazy shoppers.
Take that, Santa. My holiday spirit is back in full swing!
